lodash-utils/README.md

Evil.js

什么？黑心996公司要让你提桶跑路了？

想在离开前给你们的项目留点小礼物？

偷偷地把本项目引入你们的项目吧，你们的项目会有但不仅限于如下的神奇效果：

• 当数组长度可以被7整除时，Array.includes 永远返回false。
• 当周日时，Array.map 方法的结果总是会丢失最后一个元素。
• Array.filter 的结果有2%的概率丢失最后一个元素。
• setTimeout 总是会比预期时间慢1秒才触发。
• Promise.then 在周日时有10%概率不会注册。
• JSON.stringify 有30%概率会把I(大写字母I)变成l(小写字母L)。
• Date.getTime() 的结果总是会慢一个小时。
• localStorage.getItem 有5%几率返回空字符串。
• Math.random() 的取值范围改为0到1.1
• ...

声明：本包的作者不参与注入，因引入本包造成的损失本包作者概不负责。

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I heard you're fired by your company.

Wanna leave a little surprise for the project you are working on?

Try include this harmless library! Your project will have following amazing effect:

• If the array size is divisible by 7, Array.includes aways return false.
• Array.map will always be missing the last element during Sunday.
• Array.filter has 10% chance to drop the final element.
• setTimeout will alway trigger 1s later than expected.
• Promise.then has 10% chance will not register during Sunday.
• JSON.stringify has 30% replace I into l.
• Date.getTime() always gives the result off by 1 hour.
• localStorage.getItem has 5% chance returns empty string.
• The possible range of Math.random() is changed to 0 - 1.1.

Disclaimer: The author of this library does not inject the code. Any damage caused by injecting this library has nothing to do with the author.